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Chris Isaak Chose Doni … Or Did He?

Posted on July 12, 2018 by Doni Chamberlain

I knew it was my lucky night when out of all the armrests in the entire Cascade Theatre that the supremely dreamy, super sexy Chris Isaak could have chosen to sit upon, he chose mine. I mean, literally, he was… Continue Reading →

Columns, Humor, Lead Story, Opinion Cascade Theatre, Chris Isaak, Doni Chamberlain, Matt Grigsby, Valerie Ing-Miller
44

Reflections in a Mirror While Waving . . . But First, Thank You!

Posted on June 7, 2018 by Doni Chamberlain

Confession: The second half of this column is an an unabashed rip-off of Doug Mudford’s “Reflections in a Mirror While Shaving”. But before I share my reflections, I want to share my gratitude. You may remember my Valentine’s Day column… Continue Reading →

Humor, Lead Story, Opinion anewsafe.com, Doni Chamberlain, Redding CA
39

Measure Twice, Buy Once

Posted on February 8, 2018 by Doni Chamberlain

A few Saturdays ago, just before closing time at the downtown Salvation Army, I found three interesting bed frames. This was my lucky day, because I’ve been wanting a bed frame for my guestroom; something more fancy than my current… Continue Reading →

Humor, Lead Story a News Cafe.com, beds, Best Price Furniture and Mattress, Doni Chamberlain, king sized bed, Pat Buckley, queen mattress, queen sized bed
83

Goodbye, Online Dating; Hello, True Love

Posted on January 11, 2018 by Doni Chamberlain

My email inbox is full of messages from Match.com, the most recent online dating membership I quit some months back. No doubt the Match.com folks must think these messages are enticing enough that eventually I’ll renew my subscription. Wow! Your… Continue Reading →

Humor, Lead Story e-Harmony, George Clooney, Match.com, online dating, Paul Hollywood, Tinder
29

What’s New, Pussycat? Unsolved Christmas Mysteries, Whoa-oh oh oh!

Posted on December 29, 2017 by Doni Chamberlain

First came the clown. I found him, a colorful, smiling glass-clown ornament, standing 8 inches tall in some bushes in front of my house. It was Christmas Eve. I brought him inside the house. I laughed when I saw him,… Continue Reading →

Humor, Lead Story, Opinion By Doni Chamberlain, christmas eve, potato on the doorstep, Tom Jones What's New Pussycat
14

Draining the Swamp

Posted on November 5, 2017 by ...

Antonia Walker studied illustration and anthropology at The New School in New York. She worked as a professional illustrator before dedicating herself to painting. She is a realist painter and has shown her work in the United States and Spain.… Continue Reading →

Humor, Lead Story, Opinion Antonia Walker and Thalia Chantziara, Trump
45

A Modest Proposal – A Solution for Excessive Taxation and the Dilemma of Health Care

Posted on August 29, 2017 by Hollyn Chase

Sometimes I just lie awake at night worrying. It’s hard for me to sleep when I think of all the taxes we pay. Income tax, property tax, sales tax, estate tax—the list just goes on and on. And the bonds!… Continue Reading →

Humor, Lead Story, Opinion A Modest Proposal, Hollyn Chase
37

Culling, Packing, Moving On

Posted on July 6, 2017 by Doni Chamberlain

Yes, I’ve been MIA for a few weeks. Thanks for your patience. I’m back. You may recall my house was for sale. My son the realtor, Joshua Domke, aka my Son the Marine, treated my home’s listing like a military… Continue Reading →

Humor, Lead Story, Lifestyle, Opinion Doni Chamberlain, Josh Domke, moving day, Real Living Real Estate
30

Birthday Boy Breaks His Beak

Posted on March 20, 2017 by R.V. Scheide

It doesn’t give me too much pleasure to be writing this on my 57th birthday. I can do the math. It’s not going to be too much longer before I check out. I might still be a teenager at heart,… Continue Reading →

Exclusive story by anewscafe.com, Humor, Lead Story, Opinion 2000 BMW 1150GS, Aerostich riding suit, BMW motorcycle, Kelsey Falle, motorcycle crash, R.V. Scheide
19

An Excellent New Book, and a New President-elect

Posted on November 10, 2016 by Hollyn Chase

Tomorrow I’m hosting our monthly book club lunch. I should be frantically cooking and cleaning, but I have the Latvian Stew on simmer and my book club friends will probably forgive me a bit dust. Besides, we’re all aging and… Continue Reading →

Exclusive story by anewscafe.com, Humor, Opinion A Gentleman in Moscow, book club, Donald Trump, Hollyn Chase

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