Phil Fountain
Sunday Cartoon: When Desserteers Get Da Blooze
Merry Christmas!
From Doni and Kelly – To readers (40,000 households and businesses, and growing) – we thank you for visiting anewscafe.com so frequently, for making yourselves at home here and demonstrating that it’s possible for thousands of people to not just… Continue Reading
Cutting Board #16
Phil: Well, Steve, it’s been a month or so since Halloween, that means we’re about seven months into “The Holidays,” as we so joyfully refer to them. Do you have your Christmas shopping done? If so, what did you get… Continue Reading
Black (Friday) Humor
Large, Hairy, Naked Men Need Love, Too (A Cartoon)
Sunday Funny: Keep On The Grass
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Cartoon: Redding Weather Forecast
Philbert’s Phactoids or “Maybe You Should Put Some Salve On That”
Researchers say people who fall asleep during rainstorms are twice as likely to have a wet dream as those who sleep indoors. Scientists are trying to develop a car that can travel at the speed of light using alternative fuels,… Continue Reading
Philbert Shaves!
Last night, we had one of our regular ANewsCafe.com staff meetings (which look almost exactly like drunken potlucks), and the big news was that cartoonist/political figure Phil Fountain arrived with a face as hairless as a baby’s backside. There were audible… Continue Reading


