What’s Good for the Goose? Parkview Traffic, Apparently

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Letter to the editor: I work in south Redding near the library. Lately a family of geese has taken to living on Parkview Avenue; they hang out in the shade of South City Park, possibly to take alms from the local park crowd, and cross the road several times a day to bathe in and drink from the gutter.

I’m not sure if their wings are clipped or they are just confused, but they won’t leave. At first my coworkers and I kind of laughed at the fact that they refused to fly away and look for a real body of water, but the situation is becoming dangerous for everybody. It’s not an uncommon sight these days to see a stretch of five or more cars in either direction waiting for the geese to leisurely cross. Earlier this week one of the geese was run over by a large pick-up with a trailer. My coworker called animal control immediately and they took about two hours to come out, presumably taking their time so the job was not one of animal rescue but of corpse retrieval.

Yesterday I decided that something needed to be done, so I called Animal Control. They said it wasn’t their area and they couldn’t help. Actually, what they said was that if I were to capture the birds then they would come pick them up. Where would they take them? The pound.

Unacceptable. I told them to forget it.

Next I tried Turtle Bay. They said they couldn’t move the birds either, but they were very helpful and suggested I call the department of Fish and Game. When I did I was again told it wasn’t what they do, despite the fact that we are dealing with waterfowl. They gave me the number for Shasta Wildlife Rescue.

Surely this would be the organization that could help! Will they? No.

I was told by a representative of Shasta Wildlife Rescue that they don’t pick up animals, people bring animals to them. However, if the animals were injured then they would come save them. These animals’ lives are in danger literally every single day, but apparently that isn’t enough. The woman I talked to said once they are actually hit by a car, THEN I could call and they would come get them. But only the one that is hurt or dead – I would have to call back for them to pick up the rest of the corpses in turn. Out of frustration, I offered a ridiculous alternative wherein I would break one leg on each bird and call back, then they could pick them all up at once. The representative said she thought it was a horrible idea, which of course it is, and I would never do it, but she also agreed that it would indeed be successful, that they would then come pick them up.

This is so frustrating. I’m no civics scholar, but I’m almost certain we pay taxes to keep our streets from getting cluttered with things like trash and broken tree branches and geese. Even those who care nothing for the safety of the animals will have to agree that this situation is dangerous for humans. Parkview is a very high-traffic street, and it’s only a matter of time before these geese cause a major accident.

This is a matter of public safety.

If these organizations full of people who supposedly love animals don’t want to do their job, then I guess it’s up to me to move these geese for the safety of the people. The Sacramento River is right down the street, after all, but I’m not a professional and I can’t guarantee that they won’t get hurt or hurt themselves in the process.

If only there were an organization in place that could help. Some sort of “animal control” unit, or perhaps some kind of, say, “wildlife rescue.” In a more organized world, perhaps.

Matt Brunn has lived off and on in Redding for the past decade.

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8 Responses

  1. Avatar Budd Hodges says:

    Matt, This truly is a goosey situation. These birds are like you. They live on and off in Redding. So, no public agency wants to help you with getting these vagrant birds off the street, huh? Maybe, just maybe they'll join the gaggle that hangs at the covention center or their kin in Kutras park. Just lead them there with bread kind of like a modern day pied piper. Pun intended.

  2. Avatar rmv says:

    Another thing that we have in "NORTHERN CALIFORNIA", Redding

    to be PROUD of??? First(?), it was the YELLOWISH, GREENISH,

    BROWNISH, PALM TREES on hilltop drive, NOW it is WAYWARD

    WATER FOWL on PARKVIEW AVE. I "AGREE" it is frustrating

    but, it might SLOW DOWN some of the speeders on that same street?

    Oh well, just wait for the CITY COUNCIL to come up with a solution?

    (bet that will be great, with (NO COST!!) to the TAXPAYERS? πŸ™‚

    Better yet, ASK ADVICE of the SHASTA COUNTY "MONEYVISORS", they

    might just close the street, build ANOTHER NEW MALL there, share the

    huge TAX REVENUE with the CITY, and contain those WAYWARD RASCALS!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  3. Avatar Joanne Lobeski Snyde says:

    There is a hunting season for geese in California. From what I can tell, it starts in October. When I first moved to Redding years ago, geese were rare. Now they live and proliferate on golf courses, on Parkview and by city hall. This is a Fish and Game issue. Any town that has this type of problem, including northern towns that are overrun by moose or deer, or towns that are inundated by pigeons or starlings has to make a decision about the best way to handle this problem.

  4. Avatar Ginny says:

    If humans stopped being so nice (!!) and stop feeding the birds, they would not have stayed around.

    In Redmond, WA (Microsoft's town), it is against the law and a fine to feed any wild animal. Redding could try that one on for size!

    People need to use their God Given Brain, and that would help, too!

    • Avatar rmv says:

      THANK YOU Ginny!! πŸ™‚

      I agree, and Maybe if we built Another "MALL" (or 2?)

      the GEESE would migrate to them?? πŸ™‚ NOT!!

  5. Over the years I have taken children in the family to Park Marina or The Clover Creek Preserve to feed the ducks and geese. Recently I read that feeding them bread, crackers, and chips is not good for them. Some of the things that are listed as healthy food sources are: cracked corn, wheat, barley, oats, milo, birdseed, grapes cut in half, defrosted frozen peas or corn, earthworms, chopped lettuce and vegetable trimmings or peels (also chopped). When on Park Marina stopped in a line of cars awaiting the geese or ducks to cross, I smile that I live in a town where this happens.

    • Avatar rmv says:

      Thank you Diane Hepburn, πŸ™‚

      I also SMILE when i have to SLOW DOWN OR STOP!!

      (isn't that just such an imposition on us HUMANS? ) πŸ™

      SLOW DOWN and SMELL THE ROSES people! πŸ™‚

      GOD BLESS AMERICA (and her children!) πŸ™‚

    • Avatar Gonealot says:

      It's to bad drivers won't slow down for humans crossing the street.