My campoon for Redding City Council, despite a massive wave of public indifference, has sadly crashed on history’s harsh rocks and splintered into a million disconnected pixels on your computer’s monitor. I now concede that the “official” candidates who filed… Continue Reading
We had the election, right? It’s over, isn’t it? I’ve been napping and I haven’t called the Clerk’s office yet, does anybody know if I was swept into office with the Dust-broom of Destiny? What sort of mandate will I… Continue Reading
Fellow Reddingvanians, my write-in campaign for city council is in the proverbial deep dookie. Lagging in the Poles and not doing so well in the rest of Eastern Europe, it’s time I make like The Federales and start bailing. If… Continue Reading
Write-In Council Candidate Addresses Voters My fellow Reddingonians, I come before you today to put forth a meandering political treatise that will, hopefully, confuse you enough that on election day you’ll exercise your right to write. Write-in, that is. Me.… Continue Reading
I hadn’t planned on posting anything today (lucky you) but I just had to get this off my chest. I woke up this morning trembling and sweating, or was it perspiring and shaking? Either way, it was like waking from… Continue Reading
Since it’s very difficult for me to sustain a coherent series of thoughts throughout an entire article, I will resort to submitting what we call “cranial poots” here on FFT. A “cranial poot” is a random thought unconnected to any… Continue Reading
Ah, the life of a cartoonist. An ongoing pageant of booze, babes and El Dorados. A life like a veritable fairytale filled with winsome giggles and wads of dough. I wake up each day, as do most cartoonists (unless they’re… Continue Reading
Philbert the Cartoonist is running a delusional campaign as a write-in candidate for Redding City Council. It was cute at first, but we’re growing weary of the whole thing. If you want to waste your time, visit these sites: Philbert… Continue Reading
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