Did I Win?
We had the election, right? It’s over, isn’t it? I’ve been napping and I haven’t called the Clerk’s office yet, does anybody know if I was swept into office with the Dust-broom of Destiny? What sort of mandate will I… Continue Reading
Phil Fountain
Phil Fountain: Campoon Needs… A Pitted Bull… In Heels
Fellow Reddingvanians, my write-in campaign for city council is in the proverbial deep dookie. Lagging in the Poles and not doing so well in the rest of Eastern Europe, it’s time I make like The Federales and start bailing. If… Continue Reading
Top of the middle politics
Write-In Council Candidate Addresses Voters My fellow Reddingonians, I come before you today to put forth a meandering political treatise that will, hopefully, confuse you enough that on election day you’ll exercise your right to write. Write-in, that is. Me.… Continue Reading
Notes From Inside My Hat, Part Duh
I hadn’t planned on posting anything today (lucky you) but I just had to get this off my chest. I woke up this morning trembling and sweating, or was it perspiring and shaking? Either way, it was like waking from… Continue Reading
Cranial Poots & the Origins of Mankind
Since it’s very difficult for me to sustain a coherent series of thoughts throughout an entire article, I will resort to submitting what we call “cranial poots” here on FFT. A “cranial poot” is a random thought unconnected to any… Continue Reading
Everybody’s funny; now you funny, too
Ah, the life of a cartoonist. An ongoing pageant of booze, babes and El Dorados. A life like a veritable fairytale filled with winsome giggles and wads of dough. I wake up each day, as do most cartoonists (unless they’re… Continue Reading
Cards with Tonto
Take me out to the brawl game
IPP Press Release! More Endorsements!
Philbert the Cartoonist is running a delusional campaign as a write-in candidate for Redding City Council. It was cute at first, but we’re growing weary of the whole thing. If you want to waste your time, visit these sites: Philbert… Continue Reading
Sunday Phunnies
