Notes From Inside My Hat, Part Duh

Posted on September 21, 2008 by Phil Fountain

I hadn’t planned on posting anything today (lucky you) but I just had to get this off my chest. I woke up this morning trembling and sweating, or was it perspiring and shaking? Either way, it was like waking from a fever. The vision that disturbed my slumber is still haunting me. I must tell someone, and you’re elected.

You see, last night I had a dream, a weird scary slightly erotic dream. It involved Sarah Palin, mukluks and a spatula. I won’t go into details here, but I have an inexplicable craving for pancakes this morning.

I’m sorry, folks. I just had to get that out of my system. Carry on with your day.

Phil Fountain

Phil Fountain is a pseudonym for ANC’s prodigal cartoonist, Philbert Phountain, who has recently returned from a working hiatus where he served as the lead fact-checker for George Santos. He lives in Shasta County with his long-suffering wife, Christine, as well as a variety of layabouts and urchins who claim to be his progeny … including three grandchildren. He busies himself with his crayons and obsessing over the fate of his favorite baseball team while a small dog sleeps under his desk. He’s actually not such a bad guy as evidenced by the fact the dog rarely bites him anymore. Look for his crudely rendered drawings in future posts on A News Café.

Phil Fountain

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