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I Know Where the Loopholes Are and How to Use ’em!

Posted on April 27, 2025 by Phil Fountain

This Phil Fountain cartoon was inspired by the Shasta County Board of Supervisors’ upcoming April 30 special meeting to select a new Registrar of Voters, and journalist R.V. Scheide‘s recent report on ROV candidate Clint Curtis.

Cartoons, Humor, Opinion Clint Curtis, humor, Phil Fountain, Philbert, Phillustrations
66

The Key to Surviving These Times is Preparedness!

Posted on February 2, 2025 by Phil Fountain

This Phil Fountain cartoon was inspired by incidents that took place at the Jan. 28, 2025 Shasta County Board of Supervisors meeting.  The meeting was covered by journalist R.V. Scheide. And video reporter Benjamin Nowain’s North State Breakdown delved into… Continue Reading →

Cartoons, Opinion cartoon, chemtrails, humor, Phil Fountain, Philbert, Phillustrations
41

The seats of power still have ‘butt dents’

Posted on January 5, 2025 by Phil Fountain
Cartoons, Humor, Lead Story, News, Opinion cartoon, humor, Phil Fountain, Philbert, Phillustrations
54

Truth Be Told, PJ Style

Posted on July 20, 2023 by Philbert

Phil Fountain is a pseudonym for ANC’s prodigal cartoonist, Philbert Phountain, who has recently returned from a working hiatus where he served as the lead fact-checker for George Santos. He lives in Shasta County with his long-suffering wife, Christine, as… Continue Reading →

Humor humor, lead story
72

Brach’s Turkey Dinner Candy: Why?

Posted on October 12, 2021 by Matt Grigsby

I recently heard about some awful Thanksgiving dinner candy corn and had to rush out and buy some. With the exception of black licorice, I’m not one to shy away from candy so what could go wrong? Luckily the Walgreens… Continue Reading →

Humor, Lead Story humor
5

Cutting Board #13

Posted on September 10, 2009 by Phil Fountain and Steve Brewer

Steve: Huzzah! The National Football League has returned to TV screens across this great land of ours, giving men like us a reason to bounce out of bed in the morning and move to the sofa. I’ve been dipping into… Continue Reading →

Lead Story football, humor, Redding CA
4

The Ten Suggestions, by Phil Fountain

Posted on August 7, 2008 by Phil Fountain

People, often younger people, come to me for advice. The best advice I can give them is usually, “Don’t come to me for advice.” I’m not a sage or guru or teacher. I’m not a doctor (though I once played… Continue Reading →

uncategorized humor, Phil Fountain
7

They were bound to find out sooner or later, or How I lost two gigs in one week

Posted on August 3, 2008 by Phil Fountain

The following is a transcription of a telephone conversation that may or may not have occurred between myself and Website Mistress Doni Greenberg. (Phone rings…) Philbert: Hello? Doni: Hello? Phil? This is Doni Greenberg. P: Oh. Hi, Doni. D: Phil,… Continue Reading →

uncategorized humor, Phil Fountain

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