“The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” ~ Richard Braunstein

“There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.” ~ Erma Bombeck

“San Francisco itself is art, above all literary art. Every block is a short story, every hill a novel. Every home a poem, every dweller within immortal. That is the whole truth.” ~ William Saroyan