“Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves — to break our own records, to outstrip our yesterday by our today.” ~Stewart B. Johnson

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“If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.” ~Cowboy Proverb

“To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.” ~Jack Handy

Do not seek to find a reason why elections are not possible. Seek to make them possible, and they will be possible. ~Ahmed Chalabi

“Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand.” ~Chinese Proverb

“People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.” ~ Rogers Hornsby

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Self-Reliance,” 1841