“I am often surprised by the cleverness, and now and again by the stupidity of my dog; and I have similar experiences with mankind.” ~Arthur Schopenhauer

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.” ~Henry Youngman

“I count myself in nothing else so happy, As in a soul remembering my good friends” ~William Shakespeare