“Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.” ~ Milton Berle
Quote of the day
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest. ~ Kinky Friedman
“Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!” ~ Oscar Wilde
“Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.” ~ Phyllis Diller
If junk food is the devil, then a sweet orange is as scripture. ~Terri Guillemets
There can be no other occupation like gardening in which, if you were to creep up behind someone at their work, you would find them smiling. ~Mirabel Osler
“I made mistakes in drama. I thought drama was when actors cried. But drama is when the audience cries.” ~ Frank Capra
“O body swayed to music, O brightening glance, How can we know the dancer from the dance?” ~ William Butler Yeats
What do you call a cyclist who doesn’t wear a helmet? An organ donor. ~ David Perry
“For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.” ~ Mark Twain
