Author: Phil Fountain
Cranial Poots & the Origins of Mankind
Since it’s very difficult for me to sustain a coherent series of thoughts throughout an entire article, I will resort to submitting what we call “cranial poots” here on FFT. A “cranial poot” is a random thought unconnected to any… Continue Reading
Everybody’s funny; now you funny, too
Ah, the life of a cartoonist. An ongoing pageant of booze, babes and El Dorados. A life like a veritable fairytale filled with winsome giggles and wads of dough. I wake up each day, as do most cartoonists (unless they’re… Continue Reading
Cards with Tonto
Meet and greet the candidate today!
The Imaginary Peoples Party has issued a statement stating that its write-in candidate for Redding City Council, Philbert the Cartoonist, will be milling about Library Park on Thursday evening drumming up imaginary voters for his imaginary campoon. It is rumored… Continue Reading
Take me out to the brawl game
If elected, well, Redding, that’s your tough luck
The Candidate Sets Forth His Agenda People have been asking me if I’m a “real” candidate for City Council. That question is at the crux of what the Imaginary Peoples Party stands for. The IPP also stands for getting things… Continue Reading
IPP Press Release! More Endorsements!
Philbert the Cartoonist is running a delusional campaign as a write-in candidate for Redding City Council. It was cute at first, but we’re growing weary of the whole thing. If you want to waste your time, visit these sites: Philbert… Continue Reading


