Author: Phil Fountain
Phil Fountain: Campoon Needs… A Pitted Bull… In Heels
Fellow Reddingvanians, my write-in campaign for city council is in the proverbial deep dookie. Lagging in the Poles and not doing so well in the rest of Eastern Europe, it’s time I make like The Federales and start bailing. If… Continue Reading
Cartoon: Sole of a Pachyderm
Top of the middle politics
Write-In Council Candidate Addresses Voters My fellow Reddingonians, I come before you today to put forth a meandering political treatise that will, hopefully, confuse you enough that on election day you’ll exercise your right to write. Write-in, that is. Me.… Continue Reading
CD Review: Box of Danger
CD Review: Box of Danger, The Complete Nick Danger Casebook By The Firesign Theatre Box set: 4-disc anthology, released September 30, 2008 on Shout Factory “…it all came rushing back like a hot kiss on the end of a wet… Continue Reading
Cartoon: Safe Sex
Notes From Inside My Hat, Part Duh
I hadn’t planned on posting anything today (lucky you) but I just had to get this off my chest. I woke up this morning trembling and sweating, or was it perspiring and shaking? Either way, it was like waking from… Continue Reading
Notes From Inside My Hat
Hello, all you FFTers, huddle up around the old blinking monitor and let’s chat for a spell. There. Is everybody comfy? I hope so. Readers of this column need to be in a nice, comfortable, semi-conscious state to fully appreciate… Continue Reading
Hey! KQMS! What About Me???
The following communique was issued by Harry Ames, Jr., who is handling the Imaginary Peoples Party candidate for Redding City Council. It is directed to local radio station, KQMS. It is reprinted here exactly as it was received by Food… Continue Reading


