GO Snack Picks: A Male Perspective

This is just between us. I’ve got the password to write a Redding Grocery Outlet (GO) Picks, and I’m going in.

When Doni writes GO Picks, they’re always so smart, so practical.

I’m thinking it needs some testosterone — you know, a junk-food, bad-diet, I-can’t-believe-I’ve-just-eaten-that approach.

I start my days with coffee. A lot of coffee. It’s occurred to me, for the sake of efficiency, to just take the coffee pot to the table and drink straight out of the carafe.

While at Grocery Outlet I found the answer. A cup large enough for most of the pot of coffee. Civilized and efficient, I like it. Oh, wait. I just noticed it’s really a planter. Oh well. Moving along … 



So I have a whole day ahead of me. What to eat, what to eat.

Here are some choices I would consider on one of those eat-anything-you-want days:






As the day winds down, I suggest this last item as a way to apologize to your body. Hopefully, it has a sense of humor.


I have no doubt that I’ll have the keys to the computer taken away from me for these picks. But I couldn’t resist the prices. Pass the chips, please.

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4 Responses

  1. Avatar Adrienne jacoby says:

    . . . and chocolate!! Did you even make it to the chocolate??? Ahh, I know it well.

    You know, I go to GO to get my vitamins and chocol . . . . uh . . . wait a minute. Aren't they the same thing?

  2. Avatar Chris Bennor says:

    Awesome list! Just talking to friends last night about GO – definitely kinder to our waistlines if we eat before shopping there, too many yummy snack choices to tempt us! I usually walk out with groceries that are 80% healthy/20% junk. No giant coffee cups yet.

  3. Avatar Doug Mudford says:

    Granny Goose wants me to wear a bigger waist size. I do. Thanks Granny. And thank you Bruce for reminding me how much I crave these little pieces of grease.

  4. Avatar Philbert says:

    It's sing along time!

    Oh, Lard won't you buy me some more greasy chips,

    My friends all eat tofu, what makes them such dips?

    I eat with impunity each day until three,

    Oh, Lard, won't somebody please defibulate me