Cowboy quotes:
The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.
Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.
Any cowboy can carry a tune. The trouble comes when he tries to unload it.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll ever deal with watches you shave his face every morning.
Just ’cause trouble comes visiting doesn’t mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.


