Cowboy quotes:

The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Any cowboy can carry a tune. The trouble comes when he tries to unload it.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll ever deal with watches you shave his face every morning.

Just ’cause trouble comes visiting doesn’t mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

Doni Chamberlain

Independent online journalist Doni Chamberlain founded A News Cafe in 2007 with her son, Joe Domke. Chamberlain holds a Bachelor's Degree in journalism from CSU, Chico. She's an award-winning newspaper opinion columnist, feature and food writer recognized by the Associated Press, the California Newspaper Publishers Association and E.W. Scripps. She's been featured and quoted in The Wall Street Journal, The Guardian, The Washington Post, L.A. Times, Slate, Bloomberg News and on CNN, KQED and KPFA. She lives in Redding, California. © All rights reserved.