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Welcome back, friends. I trust your bellies are full and your spirits, merry. After a couple weeks of missed deadlines (my fault, oops). The Dude is back on track. So check out the column every other Friday, or until I screw up again.
Here’s some questions your peers are asking.
I kissed my friend the other day. It was great, but I don’t feel great about it because I have a girlfriend. The girl I kissed is trying to convince me we should do it again but I don’t think I want to. She’s really cute, but I love my girlfriend and don’t want her to find out. Ahh, what do I do?
Oh, Johnny boy. Temptation is struggle in every area of life. Do I eat the doughnut, though I know it’s not the healthy choice? Do I buy a bigger TV, though the one I have works just fine? Personally, yes, I eat the doughnut because it’s delicious (however, only if it’s a maple bar, and only occasionally). No, I don’t buy the TV, because I don’t watch that much TV. Temptation is the first sign that the predicament in which you’ve found yourself will result in short-term gains. Immediate satisfaction. It’s new. It’s fun. It’s different. But is it the wise choice? Evaluating delayed satisfaction might likely yield not. So if you’re as into your girlfriend as it sounds you are, I’d suggest not pursuing the friend. At this point, it’s done and over with. Kaputz. And if you don’t see yourself pursuing something with the friend, then I’d suggest not telling your girlfriend. You found yourself in a moment of uncertainty, inhibited by the opulence of the forbidden, and though you indulged, you know that’s not what you desire. In my opinion, your girlfriend probably will not see it so simplistically.
I met this guy at a wedding a couple months ago and we’ve been talking since. He told me he’s not seeing anybody (he lives in Sac) and I’m not seeing anybody. Everything seemed to be going great, until he came up to visit last weekend. It was the first time we’ve seen each other since the wedding and I was expecting to have sex. We made out a couple times, had a really nice dinner but nothing else. He went home Sunday and I haven’t heard since. No reply to my texts or calls. WTF?
Weirdo. Him, not you. Months of interest and conversation lead to nothing more than an awkward parting and no real intimacy? I might well be just as perplexed as you, had I not witnessed a very similar situation a good friend of mine found himself in.
I can’t speak to your particular beau, but the situation carries heavy the traces of self confidence, as with the case of my friend. Here’s an overview: My friend, who we’ll call James, though attractive and intelligent, had been in the much maligned sexless period known as a dry spell. No girlfriend, no friends with benefits (if ever there were a situation that really worked that well), nothing.
Then he hooked up with an old friend of his, and given his lack of intimacy, had a much briefer sexual encounter than either had wanted or hoped for. As you might guess, that led to even less confidence. And when he met somebody, talked with her on the phone for a couple weeks, then paid the money to fly her to meet him, she was met with no sex. She was understandably perturbed and confused. But it was too hard for him to tell her their first naughty encounter might not be explosive. Instead, he avoided her calls. And texts. And left both of them unsatisfied. I can’t say for sure this is what happened with your guy, but maybe something similar. In any case, he’s not worth the time. Consider this a learning experience: you got caught up in a guy who couldn’t get out of his own head long enough to appreciate you. It happens, unfortunate though it might be. Time to move on.
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