Dude Wisdom: Julia Roberts Ruined My Day

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The other day, and without any legitimate reason for doing so (e.g., my girlfriend made me), I watched “My Best Friend’s Wedding.” I wasn’t searching for it, hadn’t had the craving for Julia Roberts therapy, but it was on TV, and with nothing better to watch or do, I slugged through it.

For those who have never seen the movie (sadly, this was not my first time), the plot follows the archetypal structure of most romantic comedies: boy/girl wants boy/girl, problems arise, a fight, problems solved after some form of personal growth, boy/girl gets boy/girl. Ta-da. Movie magic renders the seemingly problematic relationship a tight-fitting match, and with relatively little pain endured in the process. Rarely do these movies end in a wedding, but the implication is that the couples will be happy together. Forever. Able to overcome the toughest of hurdles. Did I mention happy?

A few hours later I received an email from a friend (we’ll call her Kay). We’re not particularly close, but that doesn’t matter. The subject line of the email read “Pain from the other side of the table.” This particular young woman is going through a divorce. With one of my closest guy friends. (We’ll call him Gee.) They’ve been married a couple years and have a baby, just a few months old. Before reading the email, I knew what the message entailed. But reading it, line by painstaking line, made me hate Julia Roberts. Made me angry at the movie. Made me loathe the entire genre.

Of course that’s hyperbole. But it got-me-a-thinkin’: Relationships are emotive entities. You cannot touch them, cannot give them water and food. Yet they need to be nurtured, cared for, which makes their effects all the more palpable – the joy of love, the pain of losing. It’s oftentimes hard to face the reality that something so comfortable, so routine isn’t always the best option. It’s hard throwing the weight of a relationship on your shoulders and charging forward, unfettered by the negatives and told-you-so’s. It’s harder, even, to square up to the facts that the tether of one’s relationship has endured too many abrasions and slowly, meticulously has unraveled itself – fibers frayed and left dangling.

I don’t like to get sappy, which is why I’m calling on you to cue the mid-seventies hit ballad “Love Hurts” in your head.

With breakups and divorces often come the division of friends. I will not be choosing sides, but I know they have both found comfort in some, and neglect in others. And it pains me to see two people, about whom I care deeply, going through something neither of them envisioned the day they stood at the altar.

To Kay, having a child during a divorce undoubtedly adds complexity to an already tumultuous situation. And it might not be much consolation, but if this was bound to happen, I’m glad it was while the child is young and can adapt more easily than children who have grown accustomed to a household with both parents. Also, I’m glad this happened in a relatively short time after they were together, instead of building on something and finding out a decade or two from now. Mostly, though, I’m glad that through this trying time they have found their true friends and continue to make the best decisions for them and their family.

And if either of them is ever in the mood to watch a movie, take their minds off of things, please, by God, don’t choose “My Best Friend’s Wedding.”

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6 Responses

  1. Avatar rico says:

    Hello? you must have watched another movie altogether. my best friend´s wedding is one of the VERY few romantic comedies, where the heroine does NOT get the guy. NOT get the guy. NOT get the guy.

    Sorry, you should have picked another film for this diatribe.

  2. Avatar Cindy Martinusen Col says:

    Yeah, sorry, I couldn't get past wondering if you watched the movie to the end or if you meant a different movie. "My Best Friend's Wedding" was the rare comedy lacking the formula of rom-coms. Julia is alone at the end, not even a token possibility (except for friendship with the dashing, but alas gay, Rupert Everett). The main character did something unselfish for someone she loved.

    However, when heartbreak comes, it's time for some good horror, fantasy or action flicks. Every girlfriend I know who has gone through heartbreak or divorce hates rom-coms for a while — myself included. Romantic comedies aren't for the jaded, unhealed heart, that's for sure.

  3. Avatar gamerjohn says:

    I agree with the above posters. Julia sleeps alone at the end of that movie. Like she had any chance beating the younger, blonder, prettier, richer Cameron Diaz.

    For break ups, I recommend George Jones' "He stopped loving her today." It got me through my second failed engagement.

  4. Avatar Joanne Lobeski-Snyde says:

    Dude, I love your articles and look forward to them. Being "in love" (the overwhelming physical attraction that lasts enough time for a baby to be born) and loving someone are two different things. My mother always told us to marry someone we LIKED.

  5. Avatar The Dude (Author) says:

    Thanks for posting, all. Maybe I wasn't clear in my endeavor. I was not likening the relationships in the movie to my friends, nor was I commenting on the specific plot of the story. Gets the guy, doesn't get the guy, I was just saying it follows the general archetype of a build up of emotions, followed by the crash, only to redeem oneself in the end. Please don't take it too literally. It's Julia Roberts, for Pete's sake.

    My point is that some relationships simply won't work out. It's sometimes hard to admit that, but that's the way it goes. Whether you're together two years, ten years, or fifty, it takes a lot of self realization and courage to realize the something you thought was so right might not be so right. I understand many readers won't agree, brush this off as just another couple not giving it enough effort. And that's fine. I'm not here to argue that.

    I brought up the story because I know these people well. And I want them to be happy. Maybe they would be happier if they stuck it out. Maybe they'll be happier going their own separate ways. It might even be that their relationship has nothing to do with their happiness.

    But surely, readers, you know people truly happy in their relationships, and others who truly are not. Relationships can be great, if they work for both parties. If only one, or neither seems to feel fulfilled, well, I would applaud realizing that and pursuing your own version of happiness.

    It probably won't immediately bring the feel-goody goodness of a romantic comedy, but, then again, it just might.

    • Avatar Manish says:

      i know dear…u get good publicity by shittin abt some1 …. then makin for it….blady jackass……….