Corner Booth: Real Cheep

Seen on a fast-food joint’s giant sign:

TWO ORIGINAL CHICKENS

FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

This is a good deal. I always insist on original chickens. Those knockoff chickens don’t taste the same.

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