Sketch of the Day, Number Three

Well, no, it’s not the third sketch of the day, but it is the third Sketch of the Day. You would think they would start getting better, but no such luck. Still, you have to admire my stick-to-itiveness.

This one features the beloved (OK, well-liked…OK, OK, the tolerated) Yux Fritter, The Musical Cowpoker and his trusty, rusty side-kick, Scabby Crackers. You can’t tell in this episode but I usually draw Yux barefoot. Readers have pointed out that in the rugged terrain of the Old West a barefoot cowboy would have a rough go of it. But our hero Yux has a theory. All of the other fictional rough riders he’s known have all, “died with their boots on.” This may sound noble to some people but to sane, logical cowpokers like Yux, a sure way to beat the reaper is to make sure you DON’T have your boots on. You have to admit, you can’t possibly die with your boots on if you’re barefoot, right?

Go ahead, prove Yux wrong. You can’t, can you? He’s still pluggin’ while more well-heeled desperados are pushing up daisies.

Anyway, here’s the dumb sketch…

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Phil Fountain

Phil Fountain is a pseudonym for ANC’s prodigal cartoonist, Philbert Phountain, who has recently returned from a working hiatus where he served as the lead fact-checker for George Santos. He lives in Shasta County with his long-suffering wife, Christine, as well as a variety of layabouts and urchins who claim to be his progeny … including three grandchildren. He busies himself with his crayons and obsessing over the fate of his favorite baseball team while a small dog sleeps under his desk. He’s actually not such a bad guy as evidenced by the fact the dog rarely bites him anymore. Look for his crudely rendered drawings in future posts on A News Café.