Hurry Blurry

Here’s the daily tempo for the typical American worker:

You’re late. Hurry. Get settled and get to work. Hurry up. The phones are ringing. You’ve got way too much to do for all these distractions. Hurry.

Now wait. No, wait. The rest of us aren’t ready yet. OK, now go, hurry. Wait. Wait some more. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Wait.

Lunch. Eat quickly. Chewing’s overrated.