“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.” ~Dave Barry

“There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why … I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?” ~Robert Francis Kennedy

“Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.” ~Voltaire on his deathbed, in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

“All speech, written or spoken, is a dead language, until it finds a willing and prepared hearer.” ~Robert Louis Stevenson