Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can’t remember what they are.” ~ Matt Lauer
Quote of the day
I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair. ~Erma Bombeck
“I go running when I have to … when the ice cream truck is going 60.” ~ Wendy Liebman
“Society is like a stew. If you don’t stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.” ~Edward Abbey
“After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.” ~ W.C. Fields
If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. ~Emil Zatopek
“The crab that walks too far falls into the pot.” ~Haitian Proverb
“Good intentions are not enough. They’ve never put an onion in the soup yet.” ~ Sonya Levien
“Life is like riding a bicycle – in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving.” ~Albert Einstein
“He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.” ~Jonathan Swift
