This is a rough sketch for a gag I sold to a Parking magazine. What? You didn’t know there was a magazine devoted to the Parking Industry? Well, the truth is there are two magazines devoted to the Parking Industry.… Continue Reading
or Man Duck Walks While Walking Duck For No Goose Is Good Goose While Avoiding Drug Store Despite Mallardy… Which reminds me of one of my favorite jokes: Duck walks into a drugstore and says, “Give me some ChapStick and… Continue Reading
Every cartoonist wants to hit it big with that unique (and highly marketable) character that resonates with John Q. Public. Well, I’ve been sending my ideas to Mr. Public and the syndicates for years and so far *sigh* no Burger… Continue Reading
Advertising is in my blood. Medical science is baffled, but it really is in my blood. So, naturally when the distillers of Old Grand Dad Bourbon Whiskey asked if I would do the layout introducing their new product in a… Continue Reading
Dear Gum Tree, This letter is to inform you that I am in contact with the crack legal team of Hoongadoonga, Hoongadoonga, Hoongadoonga & McCormick in regard to your recent vicious attack on my person. I have no doubt the… Continue Reading
It being Sunday and all, I thought we’d have a heavenly theme for today’s sketch. I also thought I’d make the extra effort to add a little color, you know, Sunday. It didn’t really help. Anyway, I love the little… Continue Reading
Well, I’ll bet you didn’t think I had it in me. A daily sketch two days in a row. My perseverance astounds me. I am the Cal Ripkin of Blogdom. No, please, sit down…stop, you’re embarrassing me. The above rendering… Continue Reading
You know, folks, I don’t think I’ve been inflicting enough damage here on A News Café. In fact, I resolve to post a sketch a day until I bring this website to its quivering cyber-knees. I’m just the guy who… Continue Reading
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