Will There Be Texting in Heaven? Sunday’s Sketch

Posted on January 11, 2009 by Phil Fountain

It being Sunday and all, I thought we’d have a heavenly theme for today’s sketch. I also thought I’d make the extra effort to add a little color, you know, Sunday. It didn’t really help.

Anyway, I love the little texting acronyms, who doesn’t? I don’t know about you, but I almost couldn’t finish this gag because I was ROFLMAO. Fortunately, somebody called an ambulance and I was able to continue.

Here’s the stupid sketch…

Phil “Philbert” Fountain is still claiming to be affiliated with ANewsCafé.com even though we stopped inviting him to our “meetings” and have taken to screening our calls. Unfortunately, we don’t have the technical wherewithal to block his posts. We’re working on it. Thank you for your patience.

Phil Fountain

Phil Fountain is a pseudonym for ANC’s prodigal cartoonist, Philbert Phountain, who has recently returned from a working hiatus where he served as the lead fact-checker for George Santos. He lives in Shasta County with his long-suffering wife, Christine, as well as a variety of layabouts and urchins who claim to be his progeny … including three grandchildren. He busies himself with his crayons and obsessing over the fate of his favorite baseball team while a small dog sleeps under his desk. He’s actually not such a bad guy as evidenced by the fact the dog rarely bites him anymore. Look for his crudely rendered drawings in future posts on A News Café.

Phil Fountain

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