“The shortest distance between two points is under construction.” ~ Noelie Alito
Author: Quote of the Day
“There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.” ~ Henny Youngman
“We can do no great things; only small things with great love.” ~ Mother Teresa
“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.” ~ Helen Keller
“The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.” ~Henry Boye
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.” ~ Betty Reese
“Health officials in Oregon have shut down a 7-year-old girl’s lemonade stand because she didn’t have a license. Officials haven’t issued a statement yet. They’re busy popping balloon animals and stomping on sand castles.” – Craig Ferguson
“The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.” – W. M. Lewis
“Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.” ~ George Carlin
“From caring comes courage.” ~ Lao Tzu
