“The dream to kill me will never be completed.” ~ Osama bin Laden
Author: Quote of the Day
“The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.” ~ Thomas A. Edison
“I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.” ~ John D. Rockefeller
“Your work is to discover your work and then with all your heart to give yourself to it. ” ~ Buddha
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” ~Dean Martin
“Time spent with a cat is never wasted.” Colette
“About a year ago I took up line dancing. I got so into it I had to join a self-help group to stop. It’s a TWO STEP program.” ~ Frederick J. Boenig
“The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, the continual flight from wonder.” ~ Albert Einsten
“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.” ~ Woody Allen
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.” ~ Anonymous


