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Today’s Missing Sketch Is Missing No More

or Man Duck Walks While Walking Duck For No Goose Is Good Goose While Avoiding Drug Store Despite Mallardy…

duckwalk

Which reminds me of one of my favorite jokes: Duck walks into a drugstore and says, “Give me some ChapStick and put it on my bill.” That has little or nothing to do with the above sketch but why should we trouble ourselves with coherency at this stage of the game? To be honest, I don’t know what the drawing is all about, I just scanned it from one of my sketchbooks…just sort of the rambling thoughts that occupy my otherwise sedentary mind. It seems to include the convenience store (Stop N Go) that replaced the old dairy at the end of my boyhood street. I snuck glimpses of Playboy, bought baseball cards and about a million RC Colas (because they came in 16 oz. bottles while tastier Coke and Pepsi were 10 and 12 oz., I was a prudent shopper back then), frozen “Zero” candy bars, comic books and even a few 45 rpm singles at that crummy store. I think it’s still there, near the corner of Philadelphia and Reservoir Streets in Pomona.

Phil Fountain

Phil Fountain is a pseudonym for ANC’s prodigal cartoonist, Philbert Phountain, who has recently returned from a working hiatus where he served as the lead fact-checker for George Santos. He lives in Shasta County with his long-suffering wife, Christine, as well as a variety of layabouts and urchins who claim to be his progeny … including three grandchildren. He busies himself with his crayons and obsessing over the fate of his favorite baseball team while a small dog sleeps under his desk. He’s actually not such a bad guy as evidenced by the fact the dog rarely bites him anymore. Look for his crudely rendered drawings in future posts on A News Café.

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