In reply to Candace CC. Patty Plumb sounds like the protagonist in a series of elementary school level detective novels that I have read. I mean, is she the girlfriend of Encyclopedia Brown?
In reply to Candace CC. One more… Patty Plum walks into a bar and sits next to a Philistine. She turns to the bartender and says, “I’ll have four skins-on-a-beach… Nowww I’m done. My apologies.
In reply to Candace CC. Patty Plum walks into a bar. The bartender is “Paddy Me Wallet” (that’s what all the local career drinkers call him). He says, “Sorry, I’m not sure, but you kind of, maybe look Mexican, I can’t serve you.”