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10 Responses

  1. Avatar Greg Noble says:

    The Oatmeal has less fat !!!

  2. Avatar Tom says:

    The oatmeal would have done a better job.

  3. Avatar Just Curious says:

    Isn't a bowl of regular oatmeal basically harmless?

  4. Avatar Christine Mitchell says:

    Oh a bowl of oatmeal is absolutely the best. It doesn't have an ego and it is healthy.

  5. Barbara Rice Barbara Rice says:

    Does the oatmeal have raisins?

  6. Avatar Jeff Simms says:

    The last time I ate a bowl of oatmeal I appeared as a spirit animal. Just sayin.

  7. Avatar pmarshall says:

    Oatmeal has always made me gag.

  8. Avatar Michael Darby says:

    Yum… favorite is "Idi-Oats"…..'The Breakfast of Madmen!' (THANK YOU, Proctor & Bergman).

  9. Avatar Woefully Informed says:

    You can trust oatmeal.