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Today’s Sketch: Dodgers vs. Giants, Cont.

dodger-giantThe last series between the two rivals this season gets underway tonight at Dodger Stadium. Series Highlight: Saturday’s game featuring Brad Penny’s return to L.A., where he will be booed mercilessly. The Quitter dogged it his last couple of seasons as a Dodger and was not asked back. Now he holds a grudge. Ain’t that a kick in the head? I figure he owes the Dodgers a few million bucks in undeserved salary he was paid. But karma being what it is, he ends up a Giant. That’ll teach him!

*All iconography referring to Bonds has been systematically removed from AT&T Park, sort of like Stalin’s statue… or Saddam’s.

Hey, Giant Fans! You know, I kid because I love. See you in October. Oops, sorry.

Phil Fountain

Phil Fountain is a pseudonym for ANC’s prodigal cartoonist, Philbert Phountain, who has recently returned from a working hiatus where he served as the lead fact-checker for George Santos. He lives in Shasta County with his long-suffering wife, Christine, as well as a variety of layabouts and urchins who claim to be his progeny … including three grandchildren. He busies himself with his crayons and obsessing over the fate of his favorite baseball team while a small dog sleeps under his desk. He’s actually not such a bad guy as evidenced by the fact the dog rarely bites him anymore. Look for his crudely rendered drawings in future posts on A News Café.

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