I bet you didn’t know you could purchase shoddy merchandise that exploits the tireless workers at A News Cafe Dot Com, did you? You can even buy tee-shirts with the “Entitlements…” cartoon on it (they’re organic!) You can have my face plastered across your chest (or on a shirt, for an additional fee) and there’s “Philbert for City Council” bumper stickers and lots of other stuff you could easily live without, but why should you? Come on, buy my junk. Please?
Oh man, I’m such a whore.
Visit Philbert’s Imporium at Cafe Press by clicking HERE.
P.S.: Offer not valid after curfew or where prohibited by the laws of good taste. No refunds, all sales final, Let the Buyer Beware, etc., etc.
