Dear Citizen,
My name is General Ooga Da Boogity Jumanji and I am the official boatswain and attaché case to His Royal Impervious Designate Holy Magistrate, Tsunami Saladdressing III of Bwana Republic. I have been charged electronically to disperse funds in random bank accounts through the World Widened Webernet in hopes of finding a chucklehead for which to bilk of whatever frozen assets one may posthumously have access from or to. I have been summarily discharged by His Margarine to select you, dear friend, to be the receptacle for our giant deposit. If you are so willing please respond via emu-mail directly or indirectly from these message. Please don’t forget to include all your personal banking information, passwords and PIN. With my soggiest regards, -Gen. Jumanji
my telex is 123456789 or 12-345-6798-0 (that should be all the numbers you need to contact me, if you need more call my office directly)
