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Gags for Geezers, A Static Cartoon

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I know, I know…the last cartoon moved. Well, this one doesn’t. The last cartoon gave me motion sickness… this one just makes me sick. I’ll get over it faster than you will, I bet.

Maybe I’m just getting old and stale (like this gag) but I’m starting to think “fishing” humor is “hep”, daddy-o. It won’t be long before I start doing colostomy bag jokes… oooh, now that’s funny.

Phil Fountain

Phil Fountain is a pseudonym for ANC’s prodigal cartoonist, Philbert Phountain, who has recently returned from a working hiatus where he served as the lead fact-checker for George Santos. He lives in Shasta County with his long-suffering wife, Christine, as well as a variety of layabouts and urchins who claim to be his progeny … including three grandchildren. He busies himself with his crayons and obsessing over the fate of his favorite baseball team while a small dog sleeps under his desk. He’s actually not such a bad guy as evidenced by the fact the dog rarely bites him anymore. Look for his crudely rendered drawings in future posts on A News Café.

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