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Saturday: It’s “Talk Like A Pirate Day”

That’s right, folks, it’s that time of year again. Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day. The next thing you know it’ll be Halloween, then Thanksgiving and ARRRRGH!!! Christmas!

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P.S. To the Baseball Gods I offended yesterday, I’m sorry. I’ll say ten Hail Torres and ten Our Lasordas and I’ll never talk smack again if you’ll please, please, please let us smack around that ugly hump, Brad Penny, today!


Phil Fountain

Phil Fountain is a pseudonym for ANC’s prodigal cartoonist, Philbert Phountain, who has recently returned from a working hiatus where he served as the lead fact-checker for George Santos. He lives in Shasta County with his long-suffering wife, Christine, as well as a variety of layabouts and urchins who claim to be his progeny … including three grandchildren. He busies himself with his crayons and obsessing over the fate of his favorite baseball team while a small dog sleeps under his desk. He’s actually not such a bad guy as evidenced by the fact the dog rarely bites him anymore. Look for his crudely rendered drawings in future posts on A News Café.

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