“Health officials in Oregon have shut down a 7-year-old girl’s lemonade stand because she didn’t have a license. Officials haven’t issued a statement yet. They’re busy popping balloon animals and stomping on sand castles.” – Craig Ferguson
Quote of the day
“The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.” – W. M. Lewis
“Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.” ~ George Carlin
Good things, when short, are twice as good. ~Baltasar Gracian
If you want to live and thrive, let the spider run alive. ~American Quaker saying
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. ~Muhammad Ali
I’m just a natural flirt, but I don’t see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I’m like an overexcited puppy. ~Kylie Minogue
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? ~Will Rogers
I like to drink to suit my location. ~Tom Jones
“Your present circumstance doesn’t determine where you go, it merely determines where you start.” ~Nido Queibein
