“I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.” ~Bill Cosby

“It always amazes me to think that every house on every street is full of so many stories; so many triumphs and tragedies, and all we see are yards and driveways.” ~Glenn Close

“If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is compromise.” ~Robert Fritz

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, ‘Oh my God … I could be eating a slow learner.’” ~Lynda Montgomery

“Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.” ~ Albert Einstein

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” ~Henry David Thoreau