Bite Your Tongue, Dick

A message to former Vice President Dick Cheney: Would you please, please shut up now?

Cheney is on the offensive (in both senses of the word) again, slamming the Obama administration for not doing enough to protect the nation from terrorism. The former vice president was on the Sunday talk shows, doing his best gravelly fear-mongering, saying the nation remains in danger of another 9/11-style terrorism attack, but this time with nuclear or biological weapons.

The White House sent its own veep, Jovial Joe Biden, around the networks to call “bullspit” on that, and he dutifully pointed out that the administration is doing its best and, um, so far, so good.

Look, let’s not be fooled here. Dick Cheney is running his mouth because the Republicans think they can portray Democrats as soft on terrorism, which some fools will believe, and which might help the GOP pick up a few mid-term election seats. Preying on Americans’ fear of terrorism attack is cynical and heartless, but that’s never stopped Cheney before.

As for nuclear terrorism: If the unthinkable occurs, the only creatures that will survive the radioactive holocaust are cockroaches and Dick Cheney.

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sb-07-09A journalist since 1975, Steve Brewer is the author of 16 books, most recently the thriller “Cutthroat.” He moved to Redding from New Mexico in 2003.

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5 Responses

  1. James Montgomery James Montgomery says:

    Let's see, now. Who was on duty when 911 occurred?

  2. Avatar Jeff Avery says:

    So much for rule 41 Steve, we already know each other 🙂

  3. Avatar Max says:

    Dick Cheney, by spreading fear and divisiveness, has become a terrorist! Obama must be alerted so that we can start the war on Dick!

    AND, by running his mouth on every cable news network, he's making it hard for the rest of us to follow Rule 41! Doubly diabolical…

  4. Avatar Frank says:

    Just think…….there are people who actually believe Cheney. Poor illogical souls.

  5. Avatar Terry Husa says:


    You got it right! I would like to see a demonstration of "waterboarding"—Cheney can be the recipiant!—