Might be time for that overdue hearing check-up. Witness this conversation:
Me: Who was that on the phone?
Kelly: Recorded message. They were selling fraud insurance.
Me: Frog insurance? You mean, like, in case of a plague of frogs?
Kelly: FRAUD insurance.
Me: Oh. Never mind.
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