Rejected Cartoon #347

Posted on October 27, 2008 by Phil Fountain

I’m planning to do a special “Food for Thought: A News Café” cartoon for the November 1st birthday party (we’re having a Cartoon-A-Thon!), so I started hashing out some ideas. I started this one and didn’t like how the drawing was coming out — but I couldn’t resist taking a cheap shot at my two favorite “websters.” I’m sneaking this snotty little pictorial onto FFT:ANC without prior approval. I mean what good is underhanded character assassination if you tell your victim first? We can call this: Holiday Cooking With Doni & Kelly…

Note to D&K: I’m sorry, you know I’m kidding, right? Right?

Phil Fountain was a frequent contributor to Food for Thought: A News Café. You can now see his cartoons exclusively on Pie-Eyed Pete’s Liquor Store & Car Wash’s monthly Coupon-A-Rama color circular.

Phil Fountain

Phil Fountain is a pseudonym for ANC’s prodigal cartoonist, Philbert Phountain, who has recently returned from a working hiatus where he served as the lead fact-checker for George Santos. He lives in Shasta County with his long-suffering wife, Christine, as well as a variety of layabouts and urchins who claim to be his progeny … including three grandchildren. He busies himself with his crayons and obsessing over the fate of his favorite baseball team while a small dog sleeps under his desk. He’s actually not such a bad guy as evidenced by the fact the dog rarely bites him anymore. Look for his crudely rendered drawings in future posts on A News Café.

Phil Fountain

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