Dear Dad, I’m sorry, but I’m cutting back this Father’s Day

By Ylan Q. Mui, Washington Post
May 31, 2008
Father's day card
Dearest Dad,

You know I love you. I really do. But don’t expect much from me this Father’s Day.

I’m broke. Not so broke that I’m eating ramen and putting my Fender guitar on eBay (Never!), but I’m definitely feeling the economic squeeze.

So this June 15, I’m trimming $3.80 from your gift.

Please, don’t be hurt. That’s the average amount by which the National Retail Federation, a trade group, expects consumers to reduce Father’s Day spending, to $94.54 this year from $98.34 last year.

See, everybody’s doing it.

The problem is that I need to eat. In my grocery store, the price of bread jumped 14% last month versus the previous year. Eggs are up 28%. I can’t even buy more than four 20-pound bags of imported jasmine rice at Sam’s Club anymore. It’s an issue.

And I need to drive. One little gallon of fuel now costs $3.94 on average. That’s 4% more than I paid a week ago and 23% more than last year. Of course, the Commerce Department announced Friday that my personal income had risen only 3.8% — I promise I’m working hard, Dad! — and I’m not driving much less.

Even my economic stimulus check won’t be much help. Like just more than half of American consumers surveyed by the International Council of Shopping Centers this month, I plan to use the money mostly to pay down debt. (You were right about that adjustable-rate mortgage — it’s killing me!)

OK, OK, I’ll stop whining. But facts are facts. The flat-panel TV and Nintendo Wii are just outside my $94.54 budget.

JimG

has been writing computer programs since 1970, and is still debugging them. The first modem he used was as big as a washing machine but not nearly as useful.