Last night Kelly whipped up one of our favorite quick meals: Sausages sizzled with onions and bell peppers. Yummm. It’s pizza without the dough! Shish kebab without the stick!
After dinner, the whole house naturally reeked of sauteed onions a la peeg snout.
Big Daddy to the rescue. I went all around the house, spraying clouds of “all natural” lemon air freshener in every room.
The following conversation ensued:
Her (sniffing): Oh, yeah. That’s much better.
Me: Doesn’t smell like sausage and onions anymore!
Her (coughing): What?
Me: Now it smells like sausage and onions fried in–
Her: –Lemon Pledge.
Tips appreciated: Aw, keep your tidbits. Who (cough) needs ’em? E-mail to steveb.anewscafe@gmail.com.
