Pranksters in my neighborhood have just reached a new low. Someone TP’d a house—and did a pathetic job. First, they used heavy-duty paper towels, not the impossible-to-remove single-ply bargain-paper, and second they forgot to soap the windows.
Really, people? Is this what America’s youth has come to?
Realizing that valuable Halloween knowledge can be lost in just a single generation, I’m passing along some valuable pointers.