•The quantity and depth of my triteness is stunning. •Hey! Where’d you get those great retro aviator sunglasses? Um…bought ‘em new 40 years ago. We’re not retro, just old. •After many years of loving attention, I catch my mirror lying,… Continue Reading
I’m a guy who can sit at his keyboard and crank out a column for ANewsCafe.com in about 30 minutes when I’ve got an itch to scratch. Finding enough words to fill a couple of pages isn’t a problem. My… Continue Reading
•Looters … go straight to hell. •Standing with neighbors watching a massive wall of flames from a nearby subdivision. •Evacuate now or wait for orders…there’s no easy answer. The heart says stay. The mind says get out now. •The fire… Continue Reading
•My accountant said…you’re screwed. •Reduced to pointing…ordered coffee…asked 122 questions about flavors, additives, seasonal compatibility, sizes, place of consumption…small is Grande. Grande isn’t. I pointed at the first thing I saw…one of those please. •After shopping, when exiting the parking… Continue Reading
•At 70, I realized my life was ½ over. •If you want a lovely tee shirt with the above statement, send $49.95, plus tax, plus shipping, plus handling … no substitutions. •Charges for handling brings up an uncomfortable image so… Continue Reading
•Am I the only person in the world who can’t take a selfie? Distorted nose and one buggy eye, no subject matter…I look like a very ugly fish in every one. •I think I’ve figured out I can’t get help… Continue Reading
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