Dude Wisdom: Powerful Girlfriends are Just What The Dude Ordered

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I’ve been getting a lot of good questions lately — it looks like you have begun to open up to The Dude! As the weather flips and flops between rain and sweet, blessed sunshine, so too seems to be the trend with your love life. Fear not, The Dude is in! This week’s session has officially begun. Get out your pad and let me learn you up real good.

My coworker, and “friend,” recently started dating my ex. I’m fine with it … it wasn’t a super serious relationship and it’s been a few months since we broke up. But it’s annoying that he keeps coming to me for this advice … or am I just being a baby?
-Worker Baby

This might feel like it could be a touchy situation, fellow dude. Your relationship with your ex obviously isn’t the problem here, which immediately removes a lot of the drama from the problem. What you’re left with is, as you say, your “friend.” I think you’re on to the fact that your relationship is more an acquaintance than anything, and he’s trying to use that to your disadvantage, likely without him having the consideration to realize what he’s actually doing. Here’s your next move: Don’t confront him about it — in the workplace, he may get defensive and make it more bother than it’s worth. But if he does ask for further advice, simply tell him, “You’re a big boy.”

Dear Dude:
I’m a mid-thirties woman and recently broke up with my boyfriend of about a year. I’m doing better, things are starting to seem more normal, or so I thought. An ex from about 10 years ago sent me an email the other day. Truth is, I think about him regularly, but have told myself it’s done. Then I hear from him unexpectedly. What do I do?!

The Dude has certainly experienced this, both in times of bachelordom as well as while having been involved in a relationship. In your case, I’ll give you The Dude’s thoughts. After long, pensive thoughts on the subject, when I was last in your situation, I had to ask myself if I had thought of the person regularly, or if I had been thinking of that person because I had just been removed from a situation of comfort. It can easily seem like it is serendipitous or fatefully aligned that you would be hearing from this person. But The Dude believes you receive whatever thoughts you send out, and if you’ve sent thoughts that you are lonely and looking for the comfort you once had, it will be presented to you. But that was a long time ago, and if we are meant to continually move forward with our lives, looking back for that skewed sense of comfort won’t do anything to help you grow — it will have the opposite effect, in fact. My advice: consider it flattering and move on to the next phase.

Not happy to admit this, but my girlfriend is an awesome athlete … and she beats me at pretty much every sport we play. To add to it, it happens a lot in front of my friends. Of course, I get some crap for it. Should I ask her to take it a little easier?
-Beat by a Girl

I had to read this twice. You’re not happy to admit that your girlfriend is an amazing athlete? Methinks you have a confidence issue. Without you even saying  so, I’m sure your attitude after she whomps on you is telling enough — you are discomforted by her power. The Dude’s thoughts: You’re approaching this situation entirely wrong. Having a girlfriend who is athletic, and good at what she does, is undeniably one of the hottest attributes we men can imagine. Pull your tail from between your legs, and don’t you dare ask her to tone it down. Get some practice in and tell her to bring it on. She’ll respect you for the challenge.

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1 Response

  1. Avatar gamerjohn says:

    So many ideas about the topics.

    For the coworker and the ex, I agree since it is not like you really knew what made her tick. If things had meshed between the two of you, then you would still be together.

    For the flashback, in my 20's I was absolutely blindsided by my financee. It took me years to get back in the game where I was willing to open up and be more than just a player. Thing is I would still think about the old financee and her coming back to me and getting back together. I have never tried to contact her since she got married about 2 years after she dumped me, but an old room mate of mine said that she looked very pregnant. Then her sister who happened to be working at a Wendy's near my house said she wasn't pregnant, just fat. That kind of made my day.

    Finally, I dated a lot of girl jocks and loved it. A runner up in her state's tennis doubles title used to burn me up 6-0 for months. A girl on the college soccer team could run miles farther than me. Even my cousin who started for Oregon for 4 years could shoot the lights out, but she could not dunk like I could.