The Dish - 11.06.09

Household Clutter Leads to Extinction!

First you have to remember that 30,000 years ago another darned ice age had caused property values to soar in southern France. The four- to six-bedroom caves in good neighborhoods had already been snapped up by those pesky Cro-Magnons.

Most Neanderthals families,…

Male Host Behavior and Guest Relations overview

Thanks to manifold case studies, we now understand that when dealing with company as a couple, the main role of the masculine-designation partner of any gender is to do the inviting.

For example: “Why don’t you all come over for dinner…

Illuminating The Lost and The Found: Genetically Transmitted Male Pattern Blindness:
by Charlie Price

Several times this week male-pattern blindness has been brought to my attention, first by my friend, Donna, who raised the issue of men’s refrigerator myopia. She wondered what prevents males from finding whatever we’re looking for.

Husband: “Darling, what in the…