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Quote of the Day — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:43:02 +0000

“Culture is the widening of the mind and of the spirit.” ~ Jawaharlal Nehru

Quote of the Day — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:21:44 +0000

“I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.” ~ Doug McLeod

Quote of the Day — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:00:52 +0000

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.” ~ Woody Allen

Quote of the Day — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:32:19 +0000

“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” ~ Russell Baker

Quote of the Day — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:07:22 +0000

“The most beautiful things in the universe are the starry heavens above us and the feeling of duty within us.” ~ Native American proverb

Quote of the Day — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:01:51 +0000

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’, it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” ~ Erma Bombeck

Quote of the Day — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:28:54 +0000

“A woman’s dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.”
–Sophia Loren

Quote of the Day — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:01:36 +0000

“The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.” ~ John Powell

Quote of the Day — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:02:56 +0000

“Act as if it were impossible to fail.” ~ Dorthea Brande

Quote of the Day — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:50:37 +0000

“A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.” ~ Charles Doran

Quote of the Day — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 07:14:50 +0000

“There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld

Quote of the Day — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:44:51 +0000

“The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.” Sydney J. Harris

Quote of the Day — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:35:02 +0000

“Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.” ~ Robert Burns

Quote of the Day — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:22:15 +0000

“In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet.” ~ Alice Abrams

Quote of the Day — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:55:35 +0000

“When you look at a cupcake, you’ve got to smile.” ~ Anne Byrn

Quote of the Day — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:51:42 +0000

“The only thing better than singing is more singing.” ~ Ella Fitzgerald

Quote of the Day — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:56:59 +0000

“A 2-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld

Quote of the Day — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:00:43 +0000

“I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it, so I would be invisible.” ~ Ahmet Zappa

Quote of the Day — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:00:19 +0000

“The secret to a rich life is to have more beginnings than endings.” ~ David Weinbaum

Quote of the Day — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:48:57 +0000

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” ~ Author unknown

Quote of the Day — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:00:37 +0000

“It’s easy to make a buck. It’s a lot tougher to make a difference.” ~Tom Brokaw

Quote of the Day — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:00:33 +0000

“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.” ~ George Carlin

Quote of the Day — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:26:09 +0000

“A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.” ~ Edmond de Goncourt

Quote of the Day — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:06:29 +0000

“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.” ~ Ronald Reagan

Quote of the Day — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:58:22 +0000

“If you think no one cares you’re alive, miss a couple of house payments.” ~ Author unknown

Quote of the Day — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:00:43 +0000

“If it’s the ultimate game, how come they’re playing it again next year?” ~Dallas Cowboy Duane Thomas on Super Bowl VI

Quote of the Day — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:59:25 +0000

“All television is educational television. The question is: What is it teaching?” ~Nicholas Johnson

Quote of the Day — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:51:59 +0000

“I’m thinking about naming my first son Emmy so I can say I’ve got one. I want Emmy, Oscar and Tony — and my daughter Grammy.” ~ Noah Wyle

Quote of the Day — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:00:11 +0000

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” ~ Will Rogers

Quote of the Day — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:55:00 +0000

“Jazz is a music made by and for people who have chosen to feel good in spite of conditions.” ~ Johnny Griffin