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Sunday Funny: ‘Health Nuts’

Phil Fountain — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:49:39 +0000

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Phil Fountain is a cartoonist, writer and occasional bed-wetter based in the far reaches of Northern Californey.

Sunday Funny: ‘Shasta Lake Protects Its No. 1 Export’

Phil Fountain — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 21:32:48 +0000

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Phil Fountain is a cartoonist, writer and occasional bed-wetter based in the far reaches of Northern Californey.

Sunday Funny: ‘Fumble!’

Phil Fountain — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 10:00:00 +0000

Sunday Funny: Pedal Pushers

Phil Fountain — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 17:05:17 +0000

Sunday Funny: ‘Weather Retort’

Phil Fountain — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:10:56 +0000

Sunday Funny: ‘Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight’

Phil Fountain — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 14:20:34 +0000

Sunday Funny: ‘One Way or Another…’

Phil Fountain — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 17:02:45 +0000

‘Kick yer shoes off, y’all come back now, y’hear?’

Phil Fountain — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:38:07 +0000

Sunday Cartoon: When Desserteers Get Da Blooze

Phil Fountain — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:01:10 +0000

Sunday Funny

Phil Fountain — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:47:20 +0000

Deprived Privatization Not As Private As It Seems

Sunday Funny: So, What Do YOU Do All Day?

Phil Fountain — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:00:37 +0000

Cartoon: Any Idea Would Be Radical at This Point

Phil Fountain — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:30:44 +0000

Black (Friday) Humor

Phil Fountain — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:11:28 +0000

Large, Hairy, Naked Men Need Love, Too (A Cartoon)

Phil Fountain — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:47:59 +0000

Sunday Funny: Keep On The Grass

Phil Fountain — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:49:40 +0000

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Cartoon: Polar Express

Phil Fountain — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:25:00 +0000

Anything Else That Ever Happens In Redding Is Just Palin By Comparison

Phil Fountain — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:37:47 +0000

Cartoon: The Eagles Return

Phil Fountain — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:17:54 +0000

Of Gilloolys, O.J.s and the Time When Penguins Flew

Phil Fountain — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:02:57 +0000

OK, Greg Pate and I got tired of hearing how much all of you missed The Flying Penguin. So, to satisfy both of you, we’ve (well, Greg) put together a little book of some of the best bits from the first…

Today’s Philler…

Phil Fountain — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:30:01 +0000

Very often, I don’t have anything to post here on A News Cafe Dot Com. No cartoon, no insightful essays, no Cutting Board, no ideas whatsoever. But, are we going to let a little thing like having no suitable material…

Halloween In The Olde Country

Phil Fountain — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:07:54 +0000

Some little known Halloween Phacts:

The holiday may have its roots in the ancient Roman, Feast of Pomona. I lived in Pomona and it’s a pretty frightening place, so I buy into this particular theory.

The tradition of wearing scary masks and…

More Philberto’s Phun Phactoids

Phil Fountain — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:18:09 +0000

Today we go south of zee border. Ees funnier there…

South of the equator, water swirls in the opposite direction when you flush the toilet. Well, we think. There’s not much plumbing south of the equator so this turns into one…

Cartoon: No ‘Ageism’ at Redding Convenience Stores

Phil Fountain — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:51:15 +0000

Aspersions Cast on ‘Phacts’

Phil Fountain — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:47:56 +0000

I have received several* comments and e-mails from readers who expressed doubts about the trustworthiness of the information contained in the feature Philbert’s Phun Phactoids, which immediately precedes this entry.

The author is, quite frankly, hurt. It’s a sad day indeed…

Philbert’s Phactoids or “Maybe You Should Put Some Salve On That”

Phil Fountain — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:21:06 +0000

Researchers say people who fall asleep during rainstorms are twice as likely to have a wet dream as those who sleep indoors.

Scientists are trying to develop a car that can travel at the speed of light using alternative fuels, so…

Travels With Porgie, Part II (Stalking the Firesign Theatre)

Phil Fountain — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:37:12 +0000

Author’s Note: As the de facto correspondent for the Firesign Theatre fan’s webzine, It’s Just This Little Chromium Switch Here, I was privileged to witness the troupe’s pre-performance preparations at the grand Golden State Theatre in Monterey, California in April…

The Candidate Speaks

Phil Fountain — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:32:57 +0000

My Fellow Reddingonians (and you gals, too),

I am posting this message to you, the once and future voters, for no reason other than the fact that the cartoon it replaces in this space has been up for a week and…

Get it?

Phil Fountain — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:17:07 +0000

Weekend Preview

Phil Fountain — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:38:25 +0000

Well, here it is. The long-awaited weekend. What to do? What to do?

I’ll tell you what I’m going to do, I’m going to get a gallon of grape soda and a big bag of the Super-Spicy-Cajun-Flavored Pork Rinds (yes, they…

Weekend Recap

Phil Fountain — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:30:42 +0000

I gotta admit, I spent enough time on my duff this weekend to make even that layabout Brewer jealous. But, who could blame me? It was a GREAT sports weekend for the ol’ Philster. It started off with UW beating…