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Household Clutter Leads to Extinction!

Charlie Price — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:00:11 +0000

First you have to remember that 30,000 years ago another darned ice age had caused property values to soar in southern France. The four- to six-bedroom caves in good neighborhoods had already been snapped up by those pesky Cro-Magnons.

Most Neanderthals families,…

Male Host Behavior and Guest Relations overview

Charlie Price — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:20:39 +0000

Thanks to manifold case studies, we now understand that when dealing with company as a couple, the main role of the masculine-designation partner of any gender is to do the inviting.

For example: “Why don’t you all come over for dinner…

Illuminating The Lost and The Found: Genetically Transmitted Male Pattern Blindness: by Charlie Price

Charlie Price — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:20:56 +0000

Several times this week male-pattern blindness has been brought to my attention, first by my friend, Donna, who raised the issue of men’s refrigerator myopia. She wondered what prevents males from finding whatever we’re looking for.

Husband: “Darling, what in the…

All that glitters is not urine By Charlie Price

Charlie Price — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:25:36 +0000

In a world where either everything is going along swimmingly, or everything is going down the drain, I am becoming increasingly concerned about women’s obsession with pee stains. Pee Stains.

Certainly this is a fearsome subject, one that other male friends…

P.S. Urine Analysis By Charlie Price

Charlie Price — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:59:17 +0000

In a world where either everything is going along swimmingly, or everything is going down the drain, I am becoming increasingly concerned about women’s obsession with pee stains. Pee Stains.

Certainly this is a fearsome subject, one that other male friends…