Robert’s Reviews: Pirates of the Caribbean – Dead Men Tell No Tales

Hello clever people! Welcome to my review for the conclusion to the high grossing franchise staring Johnny Depp as the iconic Captain Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. This film features Jack Sparrow caught up with adventure yet again as he discovers an enemy of his he dealt with long ago has come back from the dead to kill him. Click the link to enjoy the review!

Robert Burke
Robert Burke is a 14-year-old film critic currently attending Shasta High School. His love for film started when he was very young, and grows as he learns more and more about it. Robert expresses his love for film through reviews, which can be found on this website every Saturday. Film is not his only passion, as he also loves to act in local productions with Cascade Theater, Shasta College and Riverfront Playhouse. He currently lives in Redding, CA, and hopes to one day be a film director. To view all of Robert’s reviews go to
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4 Responses

  1. Dodie says:

    Thanks for the new movie review Robert…..Was thinking of seeing this movie, but definitely don’t want to see it now.

  2. Beverly Stafford says:

    We also think the first Pirates was the best.  Each of the following flix was poorer and poorer.  We’ll probably watch this one when it comes on DISH, but I’m certain we’ll feel just as Robert does.  I must say, however, that Johnny Depp must have a ball making these – and also enjoying his trip to the bank with the proceeds.

  3. Joanne Lobeski Snyder says:

    Robert, thank you for a brilliant review.  For the first time I’m starting to understand why I dislike movies that other people like.  The particular features of a movie that you think are critical, are the features that are important to me also.  A good story, great dialog,  actors enthused by that story and dialog are so important.  Not patronizing the viewer with cliché dialog and references, or sophomoric humor is the sign of a good movie too.  Thank you again.

  4. Steve DuBois Steve DuBois says:

    Very interesting, Robert.  I’m planning on seeing the movie next week.  But it’s funny.  I had a feeling it’s not going to be as good as the others.  I’ve felt it might be dull.  Your review brought my feelings out and you explained exactly how I’m feeling.  I really want to see the movie now.  It will be interesting to see if I feel the same way you do about the humor.

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