Mary, Dick, Ken and Kurt took a walk on Mike’s bridge. Dick said, “What is that? It looks like horse shit.” Mike said, “It is not.” Mary said, “It sure smells like horse shit. What do you think Kurt?” Kurt said, “I don’t know. Let me find out.” Kurt walked over and picked up a handful. He said, “It feels like horse shit.” Ken said, “Let me in on this!” Ken took a handful from Kurt, and tasted it. Ken said, “It sure tastes like horse shit.”
Mike said. “It must be horse shit. I’m glad I didn’t step in it.”
Hey Phil,
The only reason that I write on your site is because I don’t know how to blog or twitter. Also, because you have a great and unusual sense of humor “Like ME”
What I hate about Christmas–Monopoly! Forty years after the fact, the kids come for Christmas and they want to play dad in monopoly–Dad NEVER WINS! Don’t care who wins, just don”t sell Dad nothin!
Just a thought!
Tiger–holding out a handfull of houses and hotels—
Singing–IT WILL BE A BLUE, BLUE Christmas without you—
Just a thought–
Terry
No happy Holidays for me–just MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone—
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this is too real to be funny but i have a nice deep chuckle rolling off the tip of my tongue.
ok it’s funny.
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Mary, Dick, Ken and Kurt took a walk on Mike’s bridge. Dick said, “What is that? It looks like horse shit.” Mike said, “It is not.” Mary said, “It sure smells like horse shit. What do you think Kurt?” Kurt said, “I don’t know. Let me find out.” Kurt walked over and picked up a handful. He said, “It feels like horse shit.” Ken said, “Let me in on this!” Ken took a handful from Kurt, and tasted it. Ken said, “It sure tastes like horse shit.”
Mike said. “It must be horse shit. I’m glad I didn’t step in it.”
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Hey Phil,
The only reason that I write on your site is because I don’t know how to blog or twitter. Also, because you have a great and unusual sense of humor “Like ME”
What I hate about Christmas–Monopoly! Forty years after the fact, the kids come for Christmas and they want to play dad in monopoly–Dad NEVER WINS! Don’t care who wins, just don”t sell Dad nothin!
Just a thought!
Tiger–holding out a handfull of houses and hotels—
Singing–IT WILL BE A BLUE, BLUE Christmas without you—
Just a thought–
Terry
No happy Holidays for me–just MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone—
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Phil…The council was balking at Russell Hunt’s idea that all the council should be put up for privatization. Main streamed to China.
Merry Christmas to youse guys at A News Cafe and have a happy 2010 !
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